Wednesday, May 20, 2015

One Country in South America was like OK You Can Come Over....


Exam #1 Bloopers Part 1

Turner’s Thesis: Columbus was right, the world was round

Divine Right is where one country was divine from another and they they would work things out right.

War of 1812: This war ended with the Declaration of Independence as we surrounded their soldiers and Napoleon surrendered. We got our independence on July 4, 1776.

Treaty of Tordesillas: Over Mexican food the US and Mexico agreed not to fight…

 Spanish Armada: Fleet of ships from Spain that went to Cuba to fight. I believe this is where yellow journalism starts.

Turner’s Frontier Thesis is something that Teddy Roosevelt wrote.

Millions for defense but not one penny for treason.

Divine Right: Everything is going our way, oh my god, the lord love us.

American Exceptionalism: The US has the right to invade whatever country we want, whenever we want.

Battle of New Orleans: I don’t think there was a winner or loser. It didn’t end the war or something like that.

Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo: One country in South America was like OK you can come over and take over land and we did.

(to be continued....)