Showing posts with label Puppy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Puppy. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2014

100 Books: Mia the Horrible, The Shelter Puppy from Cage #13

Yes I did it, I couldn't help myself.

I pushed pause on my 100 book project (just pause! not stop!) to write this short horror story/love story that I think will make you giggle a bit.  $1 from every ebook and 50% of every book will be donated to Leon County Animal Shelter.

 It'll be available in late July, and I'm pretty sure Mia will be announcing it herself on Twitter.






Monday, June 16, 2014

Judgement at Dawn


A scratching noise under the sofa wakes me up.

Zack is sunburnt and was up until 2am making sure I knew how miserable he was. Now that he was finally quiet I wasn’t going to let the puppy wake him up. 

I shine my iphone towards the noise and see her white-tipped stiff tail sticking out from under the part of a blanket that his hanging towards the floor.

What do you have there? I fish around under the sofa and find a cup, an empty cup. Awesome.  I pull it out and keep it out of her range as she jumps and twists and tries to get her prize from me.

I offer her this, then that, but nothing is calming her down.  

She clearly wants an adventure and all the sudden I see no reason to not indulge her.

Well before 6am the two of us walk outside under the partially full, waning moon.  A few bright stars pepper the inky sky behind fat white clouds. A breeze comes down from the trees and sends us happily on our way.

Within minutes I am transfixed by the chattering of birds (and squirrels?) as they wake up in their nests and (I imagine) tweet out in bird lingo something like -- MOM MOM I’M HUNGRY MOM MOM I’M HUNGRY MOM SHE’S PECKING ME  HE’S STEPPING ON MY WING MOM MOM MOM THAT'S THE WRONG WORM MOM OHHHH I’M HUNGRRRRY MOM

I wish them all good luck.

The next thing I notice is that silent houses come alive as we walk by, as though my puppy’s presence is triggering dog alarms causing all the other dogs to wake up and bark at their groggy owners demanding food and or freedom. Good luck to all of them as well.

Just as we pass a darkened lot my happy curious puppy freezes. 

This isn’t like her so I keep walking, scanning in front of me as best as I can. 

There is a solid, still fur lump on the grass ahead. 

Since we are in North Florida and since my coffee has already kicked in, I allow myself several guesses.

It could be an armadillo (no, too furry).

A raccoon (no, too calm and regal).

A baby deer (no, too round).

A new species of dog eating  fluffy rattlesnake (hope not).

A tiny baby bear cub (oh wait, please don’t let Mama bear be behind me) or a cat.

I take another step towards it, then another.

It seems dead or injured in its supernatural stillness.

I take another step and in the twilight I'm almost definitely sure that I make out triangle ears and a puff of a tail. 

Hello Mr. Cat, I say in my friendliest pre-dawn voice while my puppy tries to get closer to the cat, hoping to make a new friend.


The cat maintains his silent pose, not threatened by us and in no hurry to even show he notices us. 

I recognize the gaze – he’s judging us.  I don't have time for that.

I pull my puppy away and we scamper up the hill and around the corner and back home where the puppy falls asleep and I slip out to work before anyone can stop me.



Monday, June 2, 2014

Get Ready to for it!

The puppy has finally healed from her special surgery and can now be bathed.

That's when I realize my kids have never bathed a dog.

This is going to be awesome.

There are 6 sinks in this place but I  choose a bathtub and start to fill it.

Zack wants to help me but I tell him to instead get ready for the show.

Wait, wait, I tell him, get your ipad ready for pictures and video this is going to be great.

What is? He asks.

You'll see, I tell him, scrubbing the puppy's back with suds while she smiles and leans onto me.

What's going to happen? he asks, and I smile in anticipation.  Just get ready, it's going to be great!

I just know without telling him that dogs go CRAZY after taking a bath. She's going to go wild running and rolling and making arrrrrr mmmmmm grrrrrr noises.

I finish the bath and she jumps into the towel I'm holding, then goes limp.

Zackk!!Get ready! She's coming!

Zack is ready for whatever is about to happen.

I put the puppy down, still wrapped in a town, ready for her to spring up and bounce around.

She doesn't.

I go down next to her and say "hey! hey! where's your bone? goooooo get it!!!!'  which causes her to roll on to her back and close her eyes.

Zack is still ready.

He asks what's about to happen and I tell him I can't tell him.

Just wait.

He waits.

I wait.


The clean puppy falls dead asleep on her back, on the floor, wrapped in a towel.


After about 10 minutes Zack says, "Thanks Mom, I really learned a LOT from that...I had NO ideas dogs would lay down in a towel...." in a completely sarcastically kind tone.

This dog is something, I tell him, then shake my head and go off to write exams and answer email.



Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Puppy vs World, Round 1


New Puppy vs. Swiffer: SWIFFER WINS (although she did try to slide for the score)

New Puppy vs. Zack's blanket: PUPPY WINS

New Puppy vs. Huge Dog at Vet: TIE

New Puppy vs. Coffee table: PUPPY WINS

New Puppy vs. Faux rose on her collar picked by Zoe: COLLAR WINS